Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis

Dear Penis,
I don’t think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don’t like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That’s all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don’t like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don’t think I like u anymore,
‘Cause when u get to drinkin’
You put me places I’ve never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can’t we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We’d just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin’,
Shave my balls

Show them to me

Oh it seems to me this whole world’s gone crazy
There’s too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They’d look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I’m sure you’ll agree
If you got, two fun bags,
Show them to me

I don’t care if they don’t match or ones bigger than the other
You could show me one, and I’ll imagine the other
Even if you’re really old, theres nothing wrong
Don’t be sad your boobs ain’t bad, they’re just a little long

Show them to me, show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I’ll be
If you got, dos chichi’s,
Show them to me

I’ve met a lot of them, but never one I’ve hated
Even if you’ve had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
Theres no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
If you’re a big fat man I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see yours toooo

Show them to me, show them to me
Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
Just lean back and show your rack and I’ll be in ecstasy
If you got two casabas
Show them to me

All the world will live in harmony
It’ll do you good, it’ll give me wood, we’ll make history
If you love your country, I’m gonna say it one more time,
I said if you love your country yea
Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me

原來少林足球是真的!

Better than ronaldo. Better than kaka. Watch this

Girlfriend did not realized boyfriend is on holiday

interesting video clip. hope its not real.

Cheapo air flight

Just wondering why everything must pay and pay.

SG Stock Market: Property Leader Analysis

CityDev
Sideway
Support: 9.60
Resistance: 10.40
Bollinger band squeeze.
MFI, RSI, MACD pointing downwards

Capitaland
Downtrend
Support: 3.40, 3.65
Resistance: 3.80, 4
MACD line at 0.

SG Stock Market: Marine Leader Analysis

KepCorp
downtrend
Support: 7.6, 7.2
Resistance: 8, 8.4
Adx: downtrend is weak
MACD: Waiting for divergence to form
RSI, MFI pointing down towards 30%

Sembmar
downtrend
Support: 3, 2.85
Resistance: 3.2, 3.4
ADX is weak, MFI RSI pointing towards 30% for support

Singapore stock sector analysis

Commodity
Uptrend. seems to be turning down. hovering at support
weekly chart: divergence on macd histogram, rsi mfi turning down

Marine
Downtrend. hopefully to get support
adx trendless, mfi rsi below 50%

Property
sideway, macd histogram weekly divergence
rsi, mfi pointing down

Banking
possibly double top
signals for macd, rsi, mfi weakening
waiting for possible support at weekly mfi, rsi
divergence seen at weekly macd histogram

Filial Piety

In this video, while the 3 woman is so proud of their children, they definitely need something the 4th has. Just wondering why we don’t have such meaningful advertisement. Are we just about pursuing more monetary growth?