Dating with Girls of different Race

July 9th, 2008

Here’s a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls
from different races.

Chinese Meimei
First date - You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date - You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!
Third date - You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough to
realize that nothing is ever going to happ.

INDIAN MINACHI
First date - Meet her parents.
Second date - Set the date of the wedding.
Third date - Wedding night.

MALAY MINAH
First date - You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date - You get to grope all over and mk out a bit.
Third Date - She moves in. One week later, her father, her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all move in.
But don’t worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)

WHITE MARY
First Date - You both get drunk and have sex.
Second Date - You both get drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary - You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB AL-KATIJAH
First Date - Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date - You are shot dead.
Third date - Not Applicable

p.s: This is from a email I got from my friend. Take it in the light-hearted way k? I love friends from all race.

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12 Responses to “Dating with Girls of different Race”

  1. mlmaestro on July 9, 2008 4:10 pm

    LOL! I simply love this post xD

  2. Edroos Alsagoff on July 9, 2008 5:21 pm

    This may come across as racist to some, but hey at least this one is funny!!! Really!!!

    For the record, I am not offended! :)

  3. pamsong on July 9, 2008 6:37 pm

    This is damn funny! Hahaha. Good one.

  4. Junhao on July 9, 2008 9:11 pm

    Nice post. Made me laugh. Haha.

  5. yongwei on July 9, 2008 9:15 pm

    lol i’ll stick with chinese and mary

  6. charmedattic on July 9, 2008 10:00 pm

    hahahahaha! nice one dude ;)

  7. huihuiakatara on July 10, 2008 12:37 am

    Haha! That’s funny.

    Thanks for the humor. :)

  8. admin on July 10, 2008 1:01 am

    I should give credit to my friend for sending me this. Lucky no one is feeling insulted by this. You all know it’s just a joke :D Life is too tough to be too serious all the time.

  9. arzhou on July 10, 2008 10:34 am

    Its not racist if every race is made fun off :p

    Russel Peters makes a freaking living saying stuff like this

  10. xinyun on July 10, 2008 11:45 am

    Lol, funny as hell :)

  11. Zashkaser on August 6, 2009 12:46 am

    Fantastic news! :)

  12. Machavielli Ontrae di Venezia on January 6, 2010 6:17 pm

    Hilarious. ^^

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